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Subject: The Hotel Bill

A married couple is traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.
The man exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth 350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk told him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'.
The man insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared, listened to him, and then explained that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for them to use.
"But we didn't use them," the husband said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas performing here," the Manager said.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay.
As he didn't have the check book he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But ma'am, this is only made out for $50.00."
''That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaimed the Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with senior citizens. They didn't get there by being stupid!


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